“Just how good are you?” asked the prospective client.
“I transform criticism into witticism without your even knowing what happened.” replied his profile summary with a satisfyingly sticky confidence causing the central nervous system of the client to flood over with exciting and newly discovered neurotransmitters GOOD-E, YUM-E and WHOOP-E.
“I am literally a figurative assassin and the superlative undisputed world heavyweight champion of boast.” His summary continued as the client squealed, giggled and jigged.
“? So you have all the words I want- when, where and exactly how I want them ??” sang the client.
At that very moment his profile unfolded two gorgeous luminescent golden wings and vanished.
A fiery neon note burned like a caption in the space where his summary had been-
"YOU CAN HIRE SOMEONE TO PUT AN ARROW IN YOUR QUIVER OR YOU CAN HIRE ME AND LEAVE YOUR TARGET QUIVERING"
The End (of the beginning).